Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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