We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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