tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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