Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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