...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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