Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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