everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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