is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
