I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize