As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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