But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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