bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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