Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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