there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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