Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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