let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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