shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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