I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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