I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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