im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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