is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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