Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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