we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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