i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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