Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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