Betty ford says i'm here all night
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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