My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
how can u be prego again
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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