I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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