I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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