Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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