READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We had sex on a dog bed..
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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