In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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