it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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