i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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