if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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