Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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