What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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