i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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