just survived the first fart of the relationship.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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