so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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