She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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