Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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