I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Buhtt sex?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
where are you?
Hypothermia
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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