I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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