Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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