Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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