I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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