PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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