I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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