we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
