I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I've blown a few things in my day
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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