We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
