I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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