Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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