i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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